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Always amazed at the difference an audience can make… worked a posh wedding at an upper class venue (black tie) where the guests thrust their kids at me and demanded to know why I was avoiding the creche. Indeed at the end I was intimidated by a burly father who demanded his ‘child in tears’ was drawn before I left! With 80 grown up guests to please, I hardly had time to manage the toddlers too. People ignored me, indeed even the bride wasn’t interested, so I left the wedding, having been threatened, not having drawn the bride and groom, feeling rather abused!
Next gig was a 2 hour drive away, so I was tight for time. It was a 50th house party in a very swanky residence. The birthday lady was happy and easy going, so I ploughed into the room demanding ‘ugly volunteers!’ which worked a treat!! People were amazed at my speed (fuelled by my drive) and I had no shortage of happy volunteers, who told me I was the hi-light of the evening. My drawings reflected their happiness and I stayed an extra half hour to keep them happy.
So why did one crowd find me brilliant, while another found me an annoyance?! I can only put it down to audience expectations. The bride it seems (or her guests) expected a kids’ entertainer, while the birthday girl expected a star attraction! I can happily do one but not the other.

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i do this for a living

I do this for a living – so trust me, I know what I’m doing.

I do this for a living – so I will give you the best service your money can buy.

I do this for a living – so I’m guaranteed to turn up to your event, unlike other part timers.

I do this for a living – so please don’t ask me for help or advice to get you started as my competition.

I do this for a living – so please don’t ask me why I charge so much. Its my weekly wage!

I do this for a living – so please don’t ask me to draw at your community event ‘because it will be good exposure’ without offering me a weekly wage.

I do this for a living – so please don’t email me random selfies, saying ‘I wonder what you’d do to my face?’ without paying me first.

I do this for a living – so please don’t ask me to donate a week’s wages for a charitable cause, by attending your charity event without pay.

I do this for a living – so don’t compare me to some random part time hobby artist you met in the pub, who busks for spare change or draws for pin money.

I do this for a living – so please let me go home when I’ve finished, without threatening violence because I won’t draw you for free.

I do this for a living – so have the decency to let me know if you have cancelled your booking, before I lose a week’s wages.

I do this for a living – that’s why I sit here writing these notes, to educate the public, so one day they may think twice before treating me like an amateur.

 

At the end of 2016 I decided to create a group and a website to promote full time professional caricaturists in the UK and I called the project ‘Pro-Carix’. A Facebook group was formed and later a website launched, in an effort to galvanize the most experienced artists in the UK, but it was met with mixed reactions. Basically it was hard to classify some as professionals worth membership and others as amateurs not worthy. I invited everyone I knew and let them sort themselves out. Some thought themselves ‘too good’ for the group and others proved themselves ‘not good enough’ and left. One scribbler in particular, notorious for bargain basement prices and low ethics, made a habit of letting clients down due to ‘family bereavement’, which came in to question only after he lost two fathers! I sent my condolences on FB and sure enough he left the group! Natural selection I guess. Another scribbler made a very public attack on me and told me to mind my own business how he traded. Fair point, but I will be sure to advise clients to steer clear of these charlatans.

The group is still running and we try our best to promote professional behaviour in the industry, with or without those who don’t want to play ball. Take a look at the website www.pro-carix.uk  and maybe search the FB group if you’re a pro and interested in joining and using the group resources?

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Launching soon, my new website venture, catering for the corporate market, offering digital iPad caricatures at exhibitions and events.

I’ve been drawing digital on tablets since their early invention, around 2008, but have always been frustrated by the poor technology, speed and results. Being a perfectionist, I held back from offering the service, until I felt my results were good enough. I experimented with every latest piece of kit, from Samsung Slate to MS Surface Pro, but nothing did the job until I found the iPad Pro a couple of years ago. Around this time I realised that no one else seemed to care about quality – indeed there are some shockingly bad iPad caricaturists out there, selling their scribbles to a hungry corporate audience. So I ploughed my energies into polishing my craft and launching a dedicated website, aimed at the business world, stepping in at the mid-market stage, hopefully fit to compete with the top digital carix in the UK. At worst I can offer better quality than the worst in the UK! LOL

First step was to buy the domain www.itoons.uk, then trademark the name “itoons.uk“, then design the logo, then build a website from scratch and finally to launch the product online. Happy to say we’re on the final stages of designing the website now, so I thought it a good time to float the teasers… I hope you like the results!

Recently I have picked up more corporate event bookings and larger events, where I am expected to tow-the-line and work more like a production line than an entertainer, often in unsuitable circumstances. I was beginning to question what I do and if I enjoy it anymore, but last night’s booking has restored my joy in what I do. I walked into a swanky VIP event, smelling of garlic with stains down my suit (after an earlier food accident), full of self doubt and apprehension and the first hour dragged as the VIP clients avoided the smelly weirdo with tattoos, but by the second hour I had won them over and people were clamouring to be drawn. The poshest, prettiest, potentially vainest people were complimenting me on my drawings and so a rapport was struck and I was free to put on a little act and show off to the audience. I had 100% positive feedback and left the event feeling a million dollars.
Such a contrast to other less successful gigs where I am touting for business in a loud, crowded, dark bar or dining room, to be ignored or told “Looks nuffink like me!” or even better “Draw a dick on his head!” and then threatened if I don’t draw all his 6 kids before I go. I’d rather look for more job satisfaction.
I do so enjoy performing as opposed to working like a kitchen porter or production line! So much more liberating that sitting at an easel behind a huge queue of demanding punters, but my hat is off to those Carix who manage that format.

So finally, after weeks of tinkering and developing and fixing glitches, my newly rebuilt website is ready to take over the web-waves! Though similar in theme to the last site, with it’s pulp fiction feel, torn paper and bulletholes, this new site is far more structured and hopefully user friendly, with an eye to future browsers and a simple booking procedure.

Please take a look and feel free to leave me some feedback, all (positive)  suggestions welcome ! CARICATURES-UK.COM

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